More Mousetrapped: Story #2 Going Out Today

I’m currently polishing up the second More Mousetrapped story, The Barbecue Incident, so that I can send it out to everyone on the More Mousetrapped mailing list tonight. (A little bit late but hey, I have a good excuse!)

Unlike the first story, this will ONLY be available to mailing list members but there is still time to sign up here

What is More Mousetrapped? Well, there’s one area where I have officially flunked out of self-publishing school, and that’s the fact that here we are, a year to the day after Mousetrapped was released, and I don’t have another book. I will soon, but I should really have got round to doing it before now. To bridge the gap, I came up with the idea of More Mousetrapped: short little episodes or stories from my time in Florida that I didn’t put into the book, now delivered straight to your inbox once a month. The first story, Night Ride on the Bee Line, was released last month and if you’re not sure whether or not you want to sign up, here is that story to help you decide:

“I have a confession to make: I’ve told you a lie.

A lie of omission, perhaps, but a lie all the same.

In the “Mission Space” chapter of Mousetrapped, I talked about my first visit to Kennedy Space Center on a morning in March 2007, and how the hour’s drive out there was forty-five minutes longer than any drive I’d done before.

Strictly-speaking, those facts are true. But what I didn’t tell you is that I’d been out to Cape Canaveral once before – and had even seen the Vehicle Assembly Building – and  on that first occasion, I’d also been behind the wheel of my little Mirage.

The first time I drove to the Cape it was late at night, and so the gates of Kennedy Space Center were closed. I wasn’t alone; Eva and her friend Christine were with me. And instead of seeing a Shuttle lit up on the pad, as I had hoped, we ended up in not one but two situations that felt like we were the unwitting stars of our very own very scary movie.

Not everything that happened to me during my time in Orlando made it into the finished book, partly because of the need for a linear narrative and partly because, hey, some boring stuff happened too. But this particular night didn’t make it in because of space restraints; it would have needed a chapter of its own.

Because our night ride on the Bee Line Expressway?

Yeah, that’s a whole other story…


‘You want to do what?’

Eva’s voice, tinny on my cheap cell phone, rose with incredulity, but I’d been expecting this reaction and so was undeterred.

‘I think we should drive out to Cape Canaveral,’ I said again, ‘to see if we can see Atlantis on the pad.’

I thought it was a great idea. If you did too, then chances were you didn’t have all the information. It was past six; through my bedroom window I could see the sun was already sinking in the sky. By the time we got to the Cape, sixty long miles to the east, it’d be completely dark. The designated driver (i.e. me) had only been driving for a bare fortnight, and never on dimly-lit country highways in the dead of night. I’d also never been further east than the airport – a ten-minute drive away – and so had no clue what Florida looked like beyond the grey runways of Orlando International. Thus I was completely unaware that despite my romantic space-nerd notions of parking in fields beside vertical white spaceships bathed in beams of godly light (thanks a lot,Apollo 13!), getting close enough to see the parked Space Shuttle would involve binoculars, a NASA employee ID or having a pair of bolt cutters and the courage to use them. And when Eva had asked how I wanted to spend the evening, she hadn’t factored in my New Driver Restlessness Syndrome, which pretty much guaranteed that whatever I suggested, it would involve in going somewhere, and going there in my newly purchased car.

‘Come on,’ I said. ‘It’ll be an adventure!’

Click here to read the rest of Night Ride on the Bee Line.

4 thoughts on “More Mousetrapped: Story #2 Going Out Today

  1. Shel says:

    Catherine I loved Story #2! I too had an “Andy” for a principal when I was teaching. So many things you said could be applied to my “Bride of Frankenstein” as I called her! I just wish I could go back and see that she was taught a lesson too! Why is it always the inefficient idiots who float to the top?

    Your story brightened my day. I am in Florida for the Endeavour launch. It was supposed to go last Friday. We were all loaded on the bus headed to the Causeway when they gave the call to scrub! Worst part is it is now delayed until 5/10 at the earliest. I had booked a week here in case of weather scrubs but that’s just too long to keep the kids out of school so we return to Nebraska on Wednesday. 😦 I even bought the “I Was There” shirt. Now I have to sharpie in “almost” before the there! I am praying now it gets delayed longer to June when school is out for the kids. I could possibly return then. Toured KSC yesterday and teared up quite a bit out on the launch pad viewing spot. To see Endeavour so very close and I know I won’t see it go up was just heartbreaking! We had a great week at the beach but still it’s hard to put a dream to rest.

    Thought of you as we passed through Titusville on the way to KSC, we passed where you watched Discovery launch.

    Keep the Mousetrapped stories coming! Can’t wait for Backpacked!


    • catherineryanhoward says:

      That’s so disappointing – I can’t even imagine! Oh well. At least you got to go to KSC, etc. Still though I can imagine how you feel – it was like me and the “freak hailstorm dents exposed nose of the ET” all over again! 😦

  2. Michael Barker says:

    I just signed up for More Mousetrapped today. Will I be able to read the Barbeque Incident once the subscription is processed?

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