CONTACT

I welcome praise, abuse, free coffee, free books, the opportunity to launder the million dollar inheritances of Nigerian princes and cheaper prescription drugs. If you want to offer me any or all of those things—or you just want to say hi—please use the contact form below. You can also use it to contact me about my formatting services.

Please note that filling out the contact form sends me an e-mail and its contents will not appear anywhere on my site.

BEFORE you hit that “Submit” button please note that my inbox is already full to bursting and so:

• I do NOT answer questions about self-publishing, blogging, etc. by e-mail. If I did I’d get nothing else done. Everything I know about the subject is somewhere here, on my site. I also have a self-publishing guide that’s available in both e-book and paperback. I can’t advise individual self-publishers.
• Blog comments make me happier than a groaning inbox full of unread messages. If you can put it in a comment, please do that instead by entering a comment in the box provided at the end of any post on this site (but NOT on this page).
• Guest posts on this blog are by invite only and I only host blog tours if we’re blog friends. If you’re a freelancer looking to write a guest post about a “subject that would interest my blog readers” in exchange for including links in said guest post, the answer is no.
• I don’t review self-published books and I don’t read e-books. (Ironic, I know.)
• Despite this list, I’m a nice person really.