Catherine loves getting e-mail, especially now that she’s unsubscribed to 50+ online store mailing lists and her inbox is feeling a little lonely, but getting e-mails that fall into any of the categories listed below make her feel like this:


Angry Dinosaur Face-Inducing Categories

  • Questions about self-publishing
  • Queries about guest posts from total strangers, link exchanges and advertising
  • Mass e-mails from people who are selling something and don’t know how to BCC

Now because that was a little angry and sarcastic, here is something nice:

Fireworks Walt Disney World

Look, it’s the place where the magic lives! And dreams come true! And ooh, sparkly fireworks!

Well done for reading all the way down here! And apologies too. To send a private message to Catherine, fill in the boxes below and click Submit.

One more thing though: *****I won’t answer your question about self-publishing*****. That’s not because I’m being rude, but because I’ve already written about 300,000 words about the subject on my blog which is available for free, and another 120,000 words in a book that you can buy for the price of 1 week’s speciality coffee habit. And I actually think it’s you who’s being a bit rude, if I’m honest, for taking the shortcut of e-mailing me instead of researching it like the rest of us had to do…

NB: Catherine is represented by Jane Gregory of Gregory & Company. You can contact them here.

I read all the e-mail I get but due to an acute lack of spare time, I can’t respond to most of it. Sorry!


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